STEP 2: Go to the library and get movies that Mike Birbiglia has been in. (If you don't know who that is, then you should look him up because he is amazing. Fill the Birbiglia shaped hole in your life.)
STEP 3: Eat dinner which consists of tortellini with fresh, homemade pesto. (The best!)
STEP 4: Watch previously mentioned movies that have Mike Birbiglia in them while crocheting a Union Jack so that you can make a giant Union Jack pillow to put in your Sherlock themed room which will be coming into existence in the very near future.
So now you know how I spend my Thursday nights. It is quite the party. I know you are all jealous. Carry on with your lives.